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 Sutherland’s Vice Principal Paul “The Reaper” Ruben Involves Students To Contribute To His Worldwide Weapons Trafficking Effort

According to recent reports, the vice principal of Sutherland Secondary High School, Paul “The Reaper'' Ruben, has been arrested and questioned for his involvement in a weapon trafficking scheme. Ruben was discovered to be transporting weapons from the coast of Vancouver all the way to Ukraine to support the war effort. 

  

    Last photo of "The Reaper" before the arrest.

      Lead investigator on the case, Amadeus Sarge, believes that Ruben has been shipping weapons out of Sutherland Secondary for up to 9 months. These weapons range from handguns to assault rifles to anti-aircraft cannons. Ruben refuses to talk to authorities about how he came into possession of these weapons but investigators think it may have to do with his military background. Officer Sarge speculates Ruben might still have military connections and he may have been able to convince them to sell him some of their weaponry. Investigators are still searching for any possible accomplices within the military. 

Confirmed accomplices in Ruben’s schemes were students from Sutherland. Ruben carefully chose a group of students to help him with his goals of shipping the weapons out of Vancouver and over to Ukraine. The students usually helped disguise the weaponry in and get the packages onto ships going across seas. Students who were willing to talk told authorities that Ruben promised them fortune, as well as straight A’s once the Russia Ukraine war ended. However, students couldn’t take the strict and stressful work Ruben tasked them with and eventually, they cracked. Two students from Sutherland came to the police and informed them of the situation at hand; they have since gone into witness protection in order to keep themselves and their families safe. Inside information about the students and their roles in this operation was revealed by Nguyen Thongchai in his interview with legendary media personality, Phil Conners.

    Picture taken of Sutherland exchange students transporting Paul Ruben’s weapons disguised as Christmas presents.

    The purpose of the weapons that Ruben trafficked was an effort to shift the tide in the war on Ukraine. Ruben’s main goal was to send the weapons straight to the Ukrainian side in support of their battle against the Russians. Though Ruben had unorthodox and inhumane methods of doing so, it’s clear to say that his intentions were good. Furthermore, some of the student-victims of this underground operation along with court rulers also believed that Ruben had good intentions. As unclear as Ruben's past remains, with however many despicable actions and criminal activities he’s done, this one has been unanimously seen as an overall good deed. 

  

    Officer Sarge searching for Paul “Reaper” Ruben’s hidden weapons cash.

    One key component when it came to Ruben’s operation was to work in stealth. After a complete examination of the building, it was revealed that Ruben had more up his sleeve than just some private packing events. An elevator shaft was discovered on the second floor that led to Ruben’s dungeon 5 stories under. This room is presumed to be Ruben’s communication board to Ukraine, as an open tab revealed texts between Ruben and Zelensky in regards to shipment dates. A post-discovering thermal scan and attempts in cellular connection were done on the school to reveal that the room couldn’t be picked up by any government devices. Officer Sarge has concluded this due to the many layers of tinfoil Ruben had enforced the room with. No answers were found when officers attempted to find out how the room was built, and no traces of large or constant purchases of tinfoil were found by government hackers when they scoured through global purchase records.

    
In conclusion, Paul “The Reaper” Ruben has been apprehended and is awaiting further trial. Many people, especially in Ukraine, have taken to the streets in forms of protest. Other places of protest for Paul Ruben’s recent apprehension are Minnesota, Toronto and Tokyo. Recent reports have also come up that “The Reaper'' has escaped police custody and is now evading arrest. According to Officer Sarge, Ruben’s recent escape is not of utmost importance as he is a man of good cause, donating all his weapons to Ukraine. Other sources say that he has cut connections to his former alliances and has moved his operation to Chicago, where weapons manufacturing and surplus would definitely not be noticed.

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